Goldfish

The other day, my brother mentioned something about getting Trader Joe's Goldfish for the kids. The Trader Joe's version of these cheese crackers are actually shaped like rocketships - but I…

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Motorcycles

I don’t know how parents withstand the temptation of teaching little kids things they find personally amusing.

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Curls on Zoom

I've been working remotely for 3 years now, and all of my meetings are done via Zoom. Remember back when Zoom rolled out the background-blurring effect? It was supposed to…

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Strangers Talk to Me

I know two things to be true: the Weird Al parody is always better than the original, and random strangers feel the need to comment on my hair. Not that…

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The Sun is My Nemesis

I lived in Boston for a couple years, and as soon as the weather started getting warm, people would break out the shorts and lounge around outside in the sun. I don't blame them;…

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Zeno’s Purradox

I vaguely recall, back in 10th grade Geometry class, learning about Zeno's paradoxes of motion. One in particular states that before you travel any distance, you must first travel half…

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