Also Doctors
I just can't win when it comes to doctors.
The other day, my brother mentioned something about getting Trader Joe's Goldfish for the kids. The Trader Joe's version of these cheese crackers are actually shaped like rocketships - but I…
I don’t know how parents withstand the temptation of teaching little kids things they find personally amusing.
I've been working remotely for 3 years now, and all of my meetings are done via Zoom. Remember back when Zoom rolled out the background-blurring effect? It was supposed to…
I am an introvert, and growing up I was a shy kid. I didn't like attention; didn't even like being called on in class. Public speaking is one of my greatest…
Requires at least one parent who is fluent in a second language.
I know two things to be true: the Weird Al parody is always better than the original, and random strangers feel the need to comment on my hair. Not that…
I lived in Boston for a couple years, and as soon as the weather started getting warm, people would break out the shorts and lounge around outside in the sun. I don't blame them;…
I vaguely recall, back in 10th grade Geometry class, learning about Zeno's paradoxes of motion. One in particular states that before you travel any distance, you must first travel half…