Goldfish

The other day, my brother mentioned something about getting Trader Joe’s Goldfish for the kids. The Trader Joe’s version of these cheese crackers are actually shaped like rocketships – but I guess this proves Goldfish are the Kleenex of crackers.

Regardless, it reminded me of something Goldfish-related that happened a couple years ago. I think it would make a great commercial. Please reach out, Pepperidge Farms!

Panel 1: A couple are walking along a sidewalk with their toddler in a stroller. The man asks the child, "Can you count to ten?" The child responds "1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10."
Panel 2: The man hands something to the child.
Panel 3: The child is munching on some orange crackers. The woman says to the man, "She's not a trained seal, you know...." The man responds, "Well... she does do tricks for fish."
Panel 4: A bag of Goldfish crackers.

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