Strangers Talk to Me

I know two things to be true: the Weird Al parody is always better than the original, and random strangers feel the need to comment on my hair. Not that I’m speaking for all redheads, but I’ve compared notes with at least 4 others, and these are pretty universal experiences. Not to mention instant bonding material.

There are a couple different varieties of commenters. The first is the old ladies. These are older women who seem to be on patrol for redheads – especially redheaded children that they can stop and inform that they – or someone they are related to – used to have red hair in their youth. 

2 panels of things older women say to me. Left to right, they read: 1. "I used to have hair JUST like yours." 2. "My granddaughter has hair just like yours."

 This happened to me constantly when I was a child. Not that I’m complaining – they were usually quite friendly about it. And women do compliment others’ children – it’s just that for me it happened any time I left the house, and for this one very specific reason. 

They do tend to taper off as you get older though. Probably because it’s harder to speak to an unknown adult than it is to compliment a stranger’s child. People still comment on my hair now, but with nowhere near the frequency of when I was a kid. And mostly, these tend to be compliments, though they occasionally border on uncomfortable.

4 panels of things people say to me. Clockwise from left, they read: 1. "Your hair is gorgeous." 2. "Love your hair!" 3. "I want your hair." "I wish I had those curls."

These ones don’t bother me, unless they come from creepy men. 

A man calls out a car window: "Hey Pippi - hahahaha - Hey Pippi!"
Gentlemen, can we all just agree that no matter how much you think it’s a compliment, no one should be shouting anything at anyone from a car?

Then there are the interrogative ones. The ones that seem to need to find a reason for my hair. 

4 panels of things people say to me. Clockwise from left, they read: 1. "Are you Irish?" 2. "Are you Scottish?" 3. "What ARE you?" 4. "Is that your natural hair color?"

It’s hard to convey just how frequently I get asked these questions, so let’s just say that at this point, I should probably just have business cards made up so I don’t have to keep repeating myself.

A hand holds a business card reading "-Yes, this is my natural hair color -No, I'm not Irish - No, I'm not Scottish - No, it's not a perm - Have a nice day!"

I’ll admit I’ve had the urge myself, when I see a redheaded child at the supermarket, to wave or wink, letting them know we’re both part of the same club. Maybe I’ll even be one of the old ladies one day, telling kids I used to have hair just like theirs. It’s the circle of redheaded life. 

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