Not All Redheads Are Related

A couple years back, I had a roommate who also had curly red hair. Her color was artificial, but it was still enough for our next-door neighbor to one day remark to us, as we carried a Craigslist couch up the stairs, “You know, I can’t tell you girls apart.”

I wasn’t even surprised. I know all too well that people think all gingers look alike. And not just alike, but indistinguishable.  

When I was in grade school, my family carpooled with another family who had a red-haired daughter a year younger than me. We looked nothing alike, but because we both had red hair, people assumed we were related. 

One kid in particular was convinced that we were secretly twins. She liked to sneak up on us after school as we waited for our ride, and try to get us to admit it. 

Two red-haired girls in school uniforms sit at a table. Another student leans into the picture and asks, "Are you twins?" The redheads respond "no" together.
The same scene, with two red-haired girls sit at a table. The other student leans into the picture from the other side and asks again, "Are you twins?" The redheads respond "no" together.
The same scene again, with the two red-haired girls sitting at a table. The other student leans into the picture from the top and asks again, "Are you twins?" The redheads respond "no" together.
The same scene, with two red-haired girls sitting at a table. The other student starts to ask, "Are you -". One redhead interrupts, "We look NOTHING alike." The other redhead says, "We're not even in the same grade."

I don’t know what she was hoping to accomplish. Like, maybe if she just asked enough, she’d wear us down. Or if she could just catch us off guard…

The other student raises a fist in triumph as she imagines a scene where the two redheaded girls finally admit that they are twins. One says, "Okay, you got us..." and the other hides her face as she says ashamedly, "We ARE twins." The word "VICTORY!!!" is superimposed over the daydream.

I think it has something to do with proximity. We were always together after school – because we carpooled, of course – but to an observer’s mind, this forms a unit. Red hair is unusual; ergo, two redheaded people spotted together must be related. And, of course, commented upon.

To be fair, I do have quite a few relatives with red hair. But not every random ginger is related to me. Two redheads do not a Weasley family make.

This Post Has 3 Comments

  1. Isabella

    There’s nothing quite like finishing all the artwork for a post and then realizing you forgot to draw all the eyebrows…

  2. Michael

    Leonardo DaVinci made the same mistake when he was working on art for his blog.

    1. Isabella

      It is indeed an easy one to make.

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